Real Name: Commander Daniel R Lix
Age: 21
Specific Location: Classified
General Location: Canada
Favorite Quotes:
"I got tha mad skillz!" -Unknown
"Sit down and buckle yourselves in -- this flight's gonna suck, and we
don't serve peanuts!" -Space: A&B
"I waste him with my crossbow!" -KOTD
"You can't always have your way -- and that's why God gave us the Uzi."
-Daniel
"Go to hell! You go to hell and you die!" -Mr Hat (South Park)
Brief Bio: "Witnesses have often
described the Commander as 'a disturbed individual', or 'utterly insane'.
He would likely prefer the term 'Sanity Deficient'. He lead a fairly normal
life until his world came crashing down through a series of events that
would change him forever. These events are classified, for security reasons.
With the advent of cold fusion power, an invention bestowed upon him by
his sister, Erin, he was easily capable of raising a small and loyal band
of organized soldiers using mechanized vehicles known as 'mecha', for the
sole purpose of taking over the world from "those uptight stuffy beaurocratic
assholes who've turned the world to shit". His plan is the same as his
organizations name, which he has formally dubbed 'DEPOWS', or 'Daniel's
Evil Plan to Overthrow World Superpowers'. Of course, while the means could
be considered in some circles as 'evil', the desired outcome is nothing
short of divine. At times, he may seem unstable as noted by 'The A&W
incident'. Generally, however, he is determined in his goals, and believes
success will be his, with an amount of persistence." -- Lieutenant Gregory
Willis, Public Relations Dept.
How your interest in roleplaying was started:
"I first started roleplaying quite awhile back. Table top RPGs with some
friends of mine. I found a keen interest in it, as it enabled me to think
my way through problems, work as a team, and blow shit up. To meet new
people, and then kill them. Eventually, our group drifted apart, but I
still needed something that allowed me to express myself creatively. About
this time, my father had gotten the internet hooked up, and I started going
on mIRC, in chat rooms. From there, I discovered #ad&d. After about
a month in here, someone suggested Free Form Role Play to me. I'd never
heard of it before, so I tried it out -- found it to be to my liking. Got
started.. got addicted.. couldn't stop.. been four or five years. Got my
next question, or can I go back to my evil empire?" -- Commander Daniel
R Lix, Head of DEPOWS.
Points of Interest: Earlier this
morning, an unknown man in asbestos body armor charged into the Lethbridge
A&W fast food restaurant and started a series of severe gas fires with
an old WWII flamethrower. "It was awful," said one of the survivors of
the incident, "I was eating lunch with my husband when this armored man
came bursting in. I thought it was a promotion gimick at first, but he
shouted 'Flamebroil this, assholes', and started setting everything on
fire." Allegedly, the suspect was an unsatisfied customer who'd discovered
onions on his cheeseburger when he had placed a special request that they
be without. Police are still investigating the matter. -- Globe&Post
re 'The A&W incident'
Superpowers(if any): "The Commander
has been affected by a low yield source of gamma radiation from the coolant
systems on one of the nuclear cores in one of his earlier model mecha,
when it experienced a core breach during testing. As such, his genetic
structure has been modified to give him powers of abnormal perversion,
and near perfect maniacal laughter. I am still researching the further
effects this will have on him in the long run." -- Doctor Samuel Wallstone,
DEPOWS genetics specialist.
